The Lava Trolley: Game Over

The Lava Trolley

Or is it the lavatory???

...Either case, this little nook on blogasphere is the natural dumping ground for the sort of crap that erupts
when you find a wee Chink in the Britworks...

But hey, I promise you this is steamingly hot shit...which is probably why it's all looking a bit brown!


24 May 2007

Game Over


"The Town Hall will now be under
Conservative control
for the next four years
having been under Labour leadership
since 1991."

Just in time for summer, and the annual tidal wave of Stag and Hen Nights.

Sayonara Labour...Please shut the door behind you; we don't want more ungrateful immigrants sneaking in with their over-rated sob stories or home-made bombs.

Looks like Gordon Brown will have his work cut out for him now that Labour's been pushed off their lofty least here in Blackpool anyway...I'll wager they won't last very long elsewhere either.

"Labour has suffered a net loss of more
than 485 council seats and the Liberal Democrats
have lost about 242 seats."

Surely the Tories can't do any worse than Labour...It will be interesting to see how the Regeneration will play out after this, particularly following the recent casino showdown.

Well, that was one gamble that backfired!

Then again, eversince their re-vamp, the Conservatives don't seem to be very...erm...conservative. To sum up, New Conservatives now equals Old Labour. Change is all well and good, but I don't see any point in a right-wing party trying to emulate the leading left-wing by moving closer to the centre.

Having David Cameron head the Tories seems to be a rather dubious choice as well...He strikes me as rather wet, which is one factor that's put me off voting the Tories.

This is basically what we have come to...Electing the lesser of two evils. The other alternative is to back the obscure, such as the Official Monster Raving Loony Party.

What a mind-boggling affair...It's enough to make me want to support the BNP!

Anyhow, people like me shouldn't be allowed to vote...If I put in even a fraction of the thought that goes into deciding which shampoo to get in Boots, I'd be agonizing all day in the polling booth.

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