The Lava Trolley: July 2006

The Lava Trolley

Or is it the lavatory???

...Either case, this little nook on blogasphere is the natural dumping ground for the sort of crap that erupts
when you find a wee Chink in the Britworks...

But hey, I promise you this is steamingly hot shit...which is probably why it's all looking a bit brown!


05 July 2006

What goes round, comes round...

As you can see in the comments of my previous post, Angel-Jane has tagged me, so it's now my turn to provide more useless information about myself...Feel free to blackmail me if you want! Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting


1. What swear word do you use the most?

ShitBollocksTitsArse, all in one breath. I don't use anything more provocative unless I really really need to make a point.

2. Do you own an iPod?

Nope...not a big fan of Apple products...It's crap anyway. Everyone knows Creative Zen is better...I am planning to get an MP3 player at some point of time though.

3. Who on your MySpace Top 8 do you talk to the most?

I'm really slow when it comes to keeping up with my messages, but here's who they are anyway - Grant, Nick, Gaz, Craig, Emma, Andrea, Rick, Lek, and a few others (well, you only asked for 8!), although I haven't got them fronting my Top 8 section yet.

4. What time is your alarm clock set for?

7.30am during the week...I don't set an alarm for the weekends unless I need to be doing something important.

5. What color is your room?

Erm...just let me scrape the dirt off them walls to find out...Hehe...Actually, it's not really my room. We're hoping to get our own place soon, and haven't quite decided on colours yet. But don't start panicking, I have impeccable taste! Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

6. Flip-flops or sneakers?

Depends on what I'm wearing...Both are equally comfy...I wouldn't wear flip-flops in winter though.

7. Would you rather take the picture or be in the picture?


8. What was the last movie you watched?

It was so good I can't even remember...I think it might have been The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe.

9. Do any of your friends have children?


10. Has anyone ever called you lazy?

Moi? Lazy? Never!!!

11. Do you ever take medication to make you fall asleep faster?

Yes, sometimes.

12. What CD is currently in your CD player?

You're having a laugh, aren't you? It's now the age of MP3s...Do try to keep up!

13. Do you prefer regular milk or chocolate milk?

Both, so long as they are full-fat and creamy! Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

14. Has anyone told you a secret this week?

I've heard a few things I prolly shouldn't repeat on pain of death...

15. Have you ever given someone a hickey?


16. Who was the last person to call you?

Me mate, Andy.

17. Do you think people talk about you behind your back?

You've got to be pretty naive to believe that never happens...Basically, if someone bitches about other people behind their backs, they're prolly doing the same to you too. Having said that, most of my close friends would never say anything behind my back they wouldn't dare say to my face (and vice versa)...That's why they're me chums! Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

18. Did you watch cartoons as a child?

I still do!!! LOL

19. How many siblings do you have?

A half-brother 12 years younger than me, and several honourary brothers and sisters by virtue of very strong friendship.

20. Are you shy around the opposite sex?

I got over that a couple of years ago.

21. What movie do you know every line to?

None, but did watch The Crow 7 times at the cinema when it first came out, and know the lines to quite a few plays by the bard.

22. Do you own any band t-shirts?

Nope, but if anyone wants t-shirts designing, I'm the woman for the job!

23. What is your favorite salad dressing?

Depends on what's in the salad...Blue Cheese, Honey Mustard, French, Olive Oil with Balsamic Vinegar, all make rabbit food more appealing to me.

24. Do you read for fun?

I always have my head buried in a book...I'll read anything, me...Sometimes, I think I read a little too fast 'cos I keep running out of books to devour!

25. Do you cry a lot?

Not lately.

26. Who was the last person to text message you?

Orange with spam, spam and more bloody spam. On a brighter note, I have also been informed that I get 300 free text messages this month...Whoopee!!! Let's flex them fingers!
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27. Do you have a desktop computer or a laptop?

We have 4 desktops at home. 2 high-end pooters for working on (sort of), and 2 others lying around waiting to be cannibalised for spare parts.

28. Are you currently wanting any tattoos or piercings?

Allergic to piercings...Used to have a banana bar on my belly button, and a ring through the top of my right ear, but they were both rejected. Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

I do, however, plan to get a tattoo on me back. I'll be using the design (by David) in this image, but in dark blue with white highlights, and with the wispy vine a little extended so it reaches down to my bottom, and curls seductively around that little cocoa-coloured butterfly-shaped birthmark on my lower back.

29. What is the weather like?

Ho hum...Hot and humid...Believe me, it won't last.

30. Would you ever date someone covered in tattoos?

Depends on how tasteful the designs are.

31. Is sex before marriage wrong?

Only if you think it is.

(Or if you're still a kid!)

32. When was the last time you slept on the floor?

Years ago when I had a futon...Does that count?

33. How many hours of sleep do you need to function?

24 x 7...The only time I ever accomplish anything note-worthy is in my dreams...Once awake, my brain immediately takes itself off on vacation.

34. Are you in love or lust?

Both. But neither compare to loving David (as opposed to infatuation) and being loved in return.

35. Are your days full and fast-paced?

At the moment, yes...It's just how I like it. Being busy makes me feel me a sense of achievement.

36. Do you pay attention to calories on the back of packages?

What for? My body already knows what to do with them.

37. How old will you be turning on your next birthday?

29 in September...Getting old is contagious.

38. Are you picky about spelling or grammar?

Yes, as you can tell from my homepage and blogs.

39. Have you ever been to Six Flags?

Nope. Alton Towers anyone?

40. Do you get along better with members of the same sex or the opposite sex?

I get along with to equal numbers of both...I tend to be really wary of men to begin with, but once it's obvious that they're either gay, non-pervs, or totally in love with someone else, I find that they make really brilliant mates...sometimes better than female friends...They're more laid back (mostly), more fun, make more sense, and usually share more of the same interests with me than women...I always wish I had more brothers, and have ended up 'collecting' a few over the course of time.

41. Do you like cottage cheese?

It's alright, but I prefer other kinds of cheese (lame humour not included).

42. Do you sleep on your side, tummy or back?

All three. I perform several of my best acrobatic feats in my sleep.

43. Have you ever bid for something on eBay?

Yes...Sold stuff too. I'm often on eBay.

44. Do you enjoy giving hugs?

Not if the recipient has BO.

45. What song did you last sing out loud?

JunkieXL - Beauty Never Fades...Wish I'd not mentioned that now...It's only gone and set me off again!

46. What is your favorite television show?

You really don't know what you're asking of me...How am I supposed to choose one out of all these channels?

I'm still a fan of Buffy/Angel, Roswell High, Father Ted, Fools & Horses, League of Gentlemen, Black Adder, X Files, Friends, Ally McBeal, Red Dwarf (see what I mean?), Little Britain, Da Ge Da (Taiwanese programme), but am currently into 24 (my adrenaline fix), Corrie, Dr Who, Gadget Show, and Top Gear...Oh, the list is endless...I also love documentaries, and thought Planet Earth was brilliant.

47. Which celebrity, dead or alive, would you want to have lunch with?

At the moment, Audrey Hepburn or Jeremy Clarkson.

48. Last time you had butterflies in your stomach?

Everytime I think of David...More than 10 years on, and he's still my sweetie!
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(But geez, does he snore!!!)

49. Name one thing do you wish you had?

Er...magic powers?

Wishful thinking aside, I'll settle for anything from my Wishlist...Did I mention it'll be my birthday soon? Plenty of time for you to get me something...Just click the TTIW button in the sidebar on the right.

50. Favorite song lyrics?

I don't play favourites...But no thanks to you, I can't get JXL's song out of my head!


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